Back in stock!! Bumper sticker - "Harleys are like sex. The louder the better."

Description

Our best-selling bumper sticker is back in stock.
Tired of that bland, old,
"Loud Pipes Save Lives"
nonsense? I know, I was too. I didn't install unmuffled drag pipes on my '92 FXSTC to save any lives. Oh no. I only did it because they complement my S&S carb and are loud as hell. You like loud pipes? Then brother, do we have the bumper sticker for you:
Harleys are like sex. The louder the better.
Made from weather-resistant vinyl, these 3" x 11" bumper stickers feature
very
bright white imaging upon a biker-black, printed-to-the-edges background and are durable, easy to apply and ideal for cars and trucks, vans and trailers, toolboxes, kitchen cabinets, storm doors, bike windshields and, um, cello cases if that's your thing. One of these has been on the front door of one of my favorite bars for years! Kids, put one on your notebook or folder and get bounced right out of class! Hell-OH detention! Fellow bikers, get a few extra and put 'em on
all
your pets! (
sorry,
swimming or flying pets
excluded
)
Our trademarked "
Work to Live, Live to Ride
" skull and crossbones logo appears on the left next to my trademarked text that random people, both young and old, men and women alike,
have been enjoying and happily commenting
on for years,
in parking lots, gas stations and occasionally literally even in traffic
. And before anybody asks about that one photo, no, I didn't actually permanently stick one to my Harley gas tank, but that doesn't mean you can't stick one or two on your Harley's gas tank if that's what you want. To each his, or her, own.
Yours will be shipped First Class USPS with a tracking number along with a new way to minimize any possible creasing in the middle. Buy more than one at a 5% discount with no increase in shipping cost.
Welcome to my boilerplate! Any vehicles or Hawaii rulers shown in any images are NOT included. Item being sold, as-is as-seen with no returns. Your bid is your contract and bidding on this item means you've looked at all the photos, you've read the complete listing and you understand everything you've just seen and read.
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"That which does not kill you makes you want to stop
and get something to eat on the way home."
- Uncle Nick